If you're a webmaster, you're on the wrong page- click here. If you're from The Show I'll get back to you right away. Howard's my daddy and I'll do anything he wants (but not in a gay way). Anyone else- don't expect a quick reply, if any. I've found most people that write me are completely nuts and I want nothing to do with them. So if you're just going to bitch about something you don't like on this site- don't bother cuz I won't even read it. This is MY site and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. If it offends you, then don't view it. If you've got a web design job you'd like me to do, you should know that my time is VERY limited and I don't come cheap. I prefer to work on hot chick sites (see my portfolio) but will consider other options. Don't even bother asking me to do hardcore, freaky, bondage, homo, granny porn, etc. That just ain't gonna happen no matter what. But if you've got some super-cool project that you think I'd be good for, email me and maybe we can work something out.